During his 10th nightcap downstairs , Lord Upperclass fell asleep on his chair. He dreamt he was a footman! He held UnIroned paper, he asked a maid passing by with her Ladyship's pills and asked her ..”I looked in front and behind. Which way is the ironing room?””You're standing in it you dunce” He turned to his left and saw the ironing board. He set to work immediately while the butler walked in and told him he was 30 minutes late. He started to smell burning, it was the paper! It caught on fire, he must have been so concentrating on listening to the butler the paper caught fire. Then suddenly Lord Upperclass woke up and saw the faces of everyone in the house staring at him.”Its okay I just need a drink thats all”
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