Egg-splosion

Just a regular day when a large egg full of cream landed with a thud in the streets. It made no sense and had no meaning but it happened. The road workers worked days on end trying to move it but to no prevail. Things got out of hand. It doubled its size and started bursting with a sweet white substance. For a while this was a big problem but it was nothing a few corks couldn't handle.
Then it took a turn for the worst. It was no triple its original size and without notice it exploded the planet.

To Mr.Andrew

How must it feel to know that you are so essential to the birth of babies and the well being of several patients a day? I must admit that you are a talented and helpful person having to individually help people by travelling to them and not have the essential tools but still managing to keep them healthy. How must it feel knowing that people in poverty depend you to save them from their impending doom? The fact that you are there everyday to come and support them must make you an idol to people in Sierra Leone dosen't it?

The Bathroom

A frightful evening, after watching a really bad but spooky horror movie, I decided it was time for the daily cleansing of filth on my body. I go through the regular routine of stripping off the clothes... we don't need to talk about this part. After that is all done I take the step into the chamber of water. I suddenly noticed a leak in the tap so I decided to look at it then it suddenly jetted out and flooded the shower. The water just kept gushing out and it was getting worse then the shower suddenly just exploded.

Run

The day of the infamous "Thundercane". The day everyone in the city feared their lives. The Thundercane was an unexpected phenomenon never seen before by man kind. The Thundercane was an unusual weather condition since it only targeted specific things which made it so cars would get struck and become useless which made escape near impossible. It came in tornado like waves chasing people desperately grabbing on to their lives. It struck me and in the flash of lightning I saw the endless chasm known as death, falling endlessly into nothing and seeing flashbacks of my life. . .  I wasn't dead.

Burger (1 divided by 0 is infinity∞)

 This story started off with the pure gold hot dog but forget that monstrosity of a story and let's go to another dimension where the amazingly handsome main character with the hot dog is instead holding a scrumptious burger. He thought to himself "What could I do with this extremely delectable burger" and then...he just chucked it in the bin because he has way better things to do with his life. Later during that day a thought lingered through his mind about wether that mad scientist guy could make a machine that could bring him anything he wants. Maybe...

Swamp

The prickly crocodile leapt out from under the muck and snapped at the polished orange, dangling from a thread, eagerly waiting for a chance to fill the desolate stomach within the crocodile. A poacher, armed with a deadly blaster, slowly creeps up to a board covering the malicious hunter waiting for the right moment to execute the intimidating croc opening it's incredibly wide mouth. This majestic creature could land the poacher a million bucks or a special place in the afterlife. He drifts his iris to the scope of rifle but out of the blues a tree collapsed on him.

Eww Hotdog (Part 2)

The shocking part was that the hot dog was made of. . . pure gold from the distant planets far away from Earth! And the best part was that it was only for a dollar. I swiftly dropped a note and grabbed the hotdog before the guy even noticed. I ran as fast as I could to the nearest pawn shop because I just couldn't eat something so precious 'cause I mean think of the amount of money I could make with this beauty and the amount of fame of being the only person an- an- but wait, if I sell this hotdog then what next?

Explosion

A couple of money hungry, young teens black jumpers decided it would be a good idea to sneak into an abandoned power plant, the most effective of them all. It was abandoned because of an outbreak of mutated creatures. The teens came in here looking for the most valuable substance in the known universe "VANTAFUEL" said to have come from another dimension. The teens got to the nuclear reactor. One of them had a crowbar and started hitting the container that held the extremely dark, putrid liquid. The slime dripped through. Then suddenly an explosion the size of the universe happened.

Eww Hotdog (courtesy of Leon)

Happily walking on the hills with the beautiful brown sea among the horizon, after the caramel incident it would never become blue again. It was wonderful. I saw a hot dog stand and it was hard not to get one but... the next part will scare you. Was it made of dog meat? Or maybe cat meat? It made me worried. Quickly I took out my camera which was this super futuristic tech that was given to me by some scientist and the best part was that it could identify everything. The answer was as scary as a ghost.

Stare into space pt.1

I am at the starting line, waiting for the gun. I have to win the cup so I can stay alive to tell the tale. My heart is beating as I see four other racers who are some really fast racers waiting at the start line. I hear a loud bang. I sprint as fast as I could around the track with bursts of adrenaline coming around every corner. I slowly but surely reach first and I see the finish line but then my problem kicks in, I stare off into space, so that is why I am always last.

Read it!

Have you ever gotten those horrible, hour after hour, heart paining afternoons? I bet you have and however you aren't the only one. I have recently discovered a fact that shows that people with these sort of afternoons are completely bored with nothing to do. I think you should read "The Butterfly Lion" but approach this book gingerly as you may not like it, but you should since it is such a remarkable book. If you go to pick up this book you will discover the slightly yellow corner of the page with a lion on top of a rock.

Dog Part 1

A man, alone walking towards a neighbour's house holding a steel carrot with a purple cowboys hat, actually mauve. He knocks on the door. There was no response. He presses this little button on the carrot and then the carrot rapidly transforms into a skeleton key which the man then unlocks the door with. He searched the place in search of this supposed new steel carrot model. He bursts open door after door of nothing but emptiness, no furniture or person, it is as if the family had moved. He then checked the kitchen seeing nothing but a tearful dog.

The Chicken Wagon

Now, as you may know, wagons are very helpful whether it be a slang term for a van or a thing with wheels on that you pull around with you. I bet you can't tell me that there is some random kid out there pulling his pet chicken named "Bacon" on a wagon through the city asking people for cooked chicken to feed Bacon. I have no reason to judge and if you have seen this kid, please call the police because this kid has a gun and he won't care if you are a baby he's ready to shoot.

Scams

Greeting humans of Earth, I am that robot flying in space reading out messages that children from schools are writing for me to read. The specific message that I have been given to read is about scams. Scams are ways of tricking people into buying things that aren't what they have paid for. In some cases people have been smart enough to not get tricked into getting scammed but what really disgusts this writer is the fact that people scam others because their product is not good and you have to lie to other to get them to buy it.

Billy's fantastical mesmerising awesome planned out night! Part 2

When we left off, Billy was greeted with an unusual shadowy looking figure stand right beside him. The ninja looking figure took off the costume that looked just like Billy's mother and dashed off into the forest behind Billy's house, which was in the middle of the suburban area. The shadowy figure also managed to take a Billy's lightning fast without Billy noticing. Billy chased off after them and then came to a dead end and then looked sharply to his left to see a group of shadowy figures hauling a big bag of candy, but where were they going?

100 word challenge

On a frightful Halloween night and after a good long session of trick or treating, Billy decides to head on home with his mother right beside him. He checks his bag and, as regular trick or treaters would do, he checks the candy for any sort of trick or hazard inside of them and to his surprise, this year he had no hazards in them... he thought. When he was a few meters from the house his bag explodes into a horrible smelling, possibly poisonous ball of smoke and as the smoke cleared he saw a shadowy figure beside him.

100 word challenge

On some random evening some random guy named Bob was walking in a park and then he came across a puddle of yellow... water. He didn't care about it so he went another lap around the park, but however the puddle grew bigger than when he last saw it. He gingerly crept over to it, but then a cat came to the puddle at a remarkable speed and started drinking it. The cat disappeared into thin air. Then Bob had discovered it was an energy drink someone spilled and the cat ran so quickly that it looked like it disappeared.