Nike

The was a colossal fat bird that many people called Nike. The bird kept go out to do some exploring but every time the bird do that it kept pooping out a giant poop that many though it was chocolate. One day Nike dropped out it's poop at a group of constructors called Adidas, they were so confusing so they dashed there and try to taste it. They tasted and one of the constructors whisper "Oh my dog this chocolate tasted little bit minty, we could sell that and become millionaire". They did and they became ultimate millionaire, The End.

Thank You

Dear Dr.Andrew

Your job is a difficult job. It's so amazing that you work willing and happy with your job and received nothing except happiness from those children. I'm so glad that you are happy doing that job and you work so hard on it and take care of every thing without any of those fancy tools, by that I have 3 questions to ask you, firstly why did you willing to do this job that you doing now, secondly why are you happy with your job other than making people happy, and lastly how many children that you helped them so far

-Noel

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There was a Girl named Gitgud and she liked to walk to other people and kept saying that she is better than anyone. But one sunny afternoon she went to the beach,   sat and chill at the beach for a good solid five minutes, then she dashed to one of the people at the sea and scream at them for no reason, she tried to say that she is special by showing people that she can make water gushing in toward the ocean but when she tried the water just kept gushing out. She felt so embarrassed and killed herself.

Evitcejda

Far from the stormy night with an abundant rain crashing trough the tiny wooden village. A person called Leepung, a shy man within a heavy voice, had no parent and live all alone in the darkness which dragging him into of an endless of sadness. One moment while the deadly stormy still endure, Leepung spotted something then suddenly he thought to himself and mumbled "The thunder! Over there! In the flash of lightning! I saw my mom!". Leepung hastily dashed to the thunder spotted then he mistook the step then Leepung heavily fell down to the hard gravel and died.

Dnah

There was a person called Jreadsi who loved eating hamburgers at Burger king. One day that Burger king that he usually went to has been destroyed but there was the one which was the last burger from there. Jreadsi could not resisted him for not getting that burger so he schwifty ran to grab that burger. While he was getting the burger one of the pieces of the building somehow hit him at the back so then he fainted. When he woke up he found himself inside the wall and every one thought it was a sculpture but it was not. Jreasdi starved to death after since.

cocodie

There was a crocodile who lived in the desert called Sandile. It loved to drink lots of orange mud but one day the wide mud pool collapsed within milisecond but it caused by an evil young lady called Jedpane who has a crushed on Sandile. Sandile was so depressed and then Jedpane appeared within a delicious voice "Mr.Sandile the crocodile.... I has been a crush on you since you started wearing your seat belt so please... will you marry me" Sandile thought that she may has been the reason from the pool collapsed so he desided to suffocated himself into the sand and died.

That Camera Is The Only Hope

Fearful voices from the the Yayayeye mountain. "Why Mister Speechless!". Sounds from a really ugly lady called Speech. She was worried because she needed to build a brown camera by the end of the day and is that easy? Extremely stressed out she jumped in anger. No one can finish by the end of the day as well as the hard working penguins. Speech traveled to the desert for 5 seconds to get those penguins. She pray for them to build the camera for her but they refused so by the end of the day Speech got execution and passed away.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeep

Once upon a time in the Bygh forest, there was a person called Jeeeep. He walked around the forest and saw an army full of Oreos. Jeeeep gingerly walked to the Oreos army and saw everything made out of Oreos. He walked around and talked to him self"This is very cool but how can something so tiny, like every is so tiny". He walked for a bit and the army caught him and took him to prison. Jeeeep tried to think of a way to escape and got one idea, his plan was eat the prison and he did that. Jeeeep got diabetes and died.

Farts Can Tell Every Thing

There was a person called Kleki, who loved to play "Henkli" (a cobination of football and tennis). He always took his friends to play with him. One day which is sport day, his friend was  cheated, Kleki did not knew that until he he heard his friends fart. The sound of their fart sound very robotic, then he was thinking and talking to him selves "Ohhhh, so that is why I am always last". He ran to his teacher and complain that they are robots but the teacher did not care. He started to yell at people and past out.

RIP Cyan

There was a lovely man called Cyan, who loved to eat soup. But one day he accidentally ate rotten soup. The smelly, yucky soup he ate gave him a lot of effects such as burping out crocodiles or laughing for no reason, until Knk came. Knk, the sailor from Leon's week 19th blog, came in with a very special fish that would cure any strange effects for your body. Looking at the fish, Cyan quickly grabbed it and ate it. However the fish did not cure it, instead it made his hand become giant so Cyan cried and died. Then Gres, the walking sapling, ran on top his hand and grew there.

The Miserly Family

The misery Family is my favourite series of book and it's a Thai book also. I discovered the book 2 years ago because my friends recommend me and said it was a very remarkable book. I first bought the book with the shiny sharp shady shameless yellow front cover and that caught my eye then I gingery I mean gingery again GINGERY walk to my mom's purse and stole her money to buy it. But I got to tell you the story is very very hilarious, the style they draw a googly eyes and the style how they tried is be funny, it is amazing!

HehHeh not funny

I can laugh at anytime and anywhere just like laughing is my hobby. If you ask me what can easily makes me laugh it probably be something stupid stuff for example Mr.Bean, he made everyone laugh by acting that he is dumb or looking at Theo's reaction when I threw the rubber to his paper straw and went through his mouth and that was funny. Sometime I laugh at my selves when I'm doing stupid for example laughing at my selves when I threw the ball to the wall and bounced off and hit my testicles but that was painful.

Lhx the Speaker Eater

There was a man called Lhx, Lhx liked to eat speaker for living. One night he ambled to the deluxe looking condo, he sneaked up to a random person room and ate their speaker. Somehow the the speaker activated by itself in Lhx's stomach so he tried to ran away, but even tired to escape still the noise was SO loud so the owner of the room tried to hooked Lhx as quich as they can. Lhx gave up and said sorry and stood there for about 500 years without moving his body and eventually he decomposed and passed out.

Knk the sailor

There was a sailor called Knk, he liked to go fishing with his boat but one day he sailed and ran to the sea and stole all of the Crabby Burgers. Sponge bob was very mad so he ran to his home and ate some glitters to get some more power. Knk got up from his boat and quickly sailed away from the ocean while he was doing that Sponge bob had called the shark for help. Knk cannot park the boat so he still sailed the boat on land and then he got off from the boat and the shark ran to him and eat him and Knk passed out.

Man...

There was a young lady called Man, she liked to fart on carrots and eat steel. One day she want to the carrot store and then she farted to all carrot around there till the colour change to mauve. Then the shopkeeper drifted from nowhere and said to her with a tearful voice "Dude! All the carrots that you was farting are made from steel!" So when Man know that she bought all of the carrots and ate them all. She quickly ran out under the coconut trees then dance around and she passed out like Leon's usual ending, bye.

Keim The Mud Swimmer.

There was a man called Kiem he liked to swim into a mud while it's raining. One day Kiem slithered to a mud pile and jumped into the mud and play with it for 30 hour. For a while the mud formed into little minions, it attacked Kiem and as the weather changed, the little minions dried because the of the heat from the sun. Kiem tried to break the minions but he couldn't, so he the ran to the shop and bought an axe to destroy them but he couldn't so he gave up and pass out.

Peoger the purple pool water drinker.

This new year a person called Peoger. He like to eat a purple pool water but on day he saw a golden pool water but he don’t like it so Peoger slithered away. He also saw a purple lemonade but do not like it also. Then he walked to the WWE stadium and saw John Cena using paper airplane as a weapon but Peoger thought John Cena hair was a purple pool water so he teleported to John Cena and bit his hair. John Cena was very mad so he moon walk to Peoger and uppercut him. Then he pass out.

Orange Crocodile

There was an orange crocodile who liked to eat orange jam and he always put an orange jam within the toaster. One day he put the orange jam inside the toaster but it collapse in front of him and then he freak out because he don’t know what to do. Suddenly a toaster god saw him and help him by summoned an extra wide toaster. The orange crocodile was so happy then he added the toaster god as a Facebook friends but the toaster god does not like Facebook so he make the orange crocodile become a toaster, the end.

Hotdog Pineapple

There was a man called Fridge he like to eat hotdog with pineapple untill one day he saw hotdog pineapple went into the pot, he confused at how the pot get there and how did the hotdog pineapple move without anything pushing it or dragging it. Fridge walked slowly to the pot and suddenly the pot changed the colour to be pink and that even made him more confused. Fridge ran and did some super powered Kick and the pot broke into pieces then you look closer to the pieces and then he woke up in his bed

Chapter 3: The Rocket Grunt

While Fonte arrived at Pewter city he sees a huge group of people ran in to a cave, but where were they going? Fonte follow them and hear everything. The groups were called Team Rocket, they always tried to steal other people Pokémon and sell it to other person with their boss called Giovanni. Fonte run out and shout “Hey! I heard what you trying to do.” And Giovanni walk to him very closely and make a deal “little kid, I’ll pay you as much as you want but you have to keep quiet” Fonte says no and start battling.