Is there a Chicken?

Hey. My name is Fufu and I am 13. One day, I was eating an egg with my two friends, Juju and Lulu. I know. We have weird names. Does it have to matter? Haha. So, as I was saying, we were eating chocolate eggs when I decided to find out if a chicken was hiding inside my egg. I suddenly shrunk and opened my egg wide. I ran inside, while calling my friends to shrink. They finally shrunk and we were all looking inside the chocolaty egg. Sadly, there was no chicken inside. But, and this is a good thing, there was a toy llama inside!

High Praises to Andrew...

Dear Andrew,

stressful, how and what if I fail, must be the words crossing your mind each time a baby is to be delivered. You've saved lives, you've completed people's lives. I mean, if there is a woman who is about to die, along with her baby, she must be stressed (you too, probably) that her baby could die and would be depressed for a long time. So, what is it like? What is it like to deliver a baby? Is it scary? Is it terrifying or is it a life changing experience? What is it like, getting the praise of couples? How do your family feel? Lonely? Probably.

 Alma

26th of November 1883

"Ahoy, Captain!" casually shouted the lookout.

"G'day!" replied randomly the Captain.

26th of November 1883 was that unforgettable day when Captain Lionel got dumped by Lindsay, his girlfriend. So, to be less sad, the captain stupidly decided to be drunk. It was not a good idea, TRUST ME.

"Uhh...someone go and fill up the water tanks with...water..." Drunkly said Lionel.

And so, someone went to do it, but, they did it wrong, as the captain furiously pointed out.
The water just kept gushing out of the tanks that they had to put cloths all over them.

Phew

A dark and stormy night, was what Grand Pa always called the 14th of July. It was only because he regretted that he didn't have a date to the Valentines Dance. Only, this time, it was actually a dark and stormy night. Grand Pa and I were sitting in the living room, drinking hot cocoa by the heated fireplace, when I heard a loud bang coming from the backyard. I went out to check what it was when suddenly, in the flash of lightning I saw a black cat, jumping onto my window, mewing for food, fortunately it was only that!

THE BURGER

"Jina, get to work!" hollered my boss.

"I am, Jimmy!" I shouted back.

I'm Jina and I work in a restaurant. Not exactly ideal but it helps to pay for my dying mother's health. In our menu, there is the most expensive and best hamburger in town. No one takes it because it costs 2,000 dollars. I had been dreaming for it since I was an innocent toddler. One day, 2nd of November 2016, a queer but handsome man stepped into the restaurant, asking for "BURGER". Everyone knew what that meant. Then, he collapsed onto the chair, while I screamed...

PURPLE HAIR

Within the dark, dreaded seas, there are pirates. The pirates all were against each other; even if they were on the same boat. The captain of the boat was Irin. They named her; Purple Hair. Purple Hair was the prettiest captain they had ever had; not that they had had much female captains. One days, there was an orange crocodile trying to attack their ship but as good a captain as she was, she shooed it away with a piece of bacon cooked by the wide cook. One day, she collapsed in the water and died, much to the sorrow of her crew.

Binding To The Past...

On the island, my island, I walked around the trees, the coconuts, the rocks. The coconuts were good but I just couldn't eat something so I only drank them. I was on this island because my fellow crew had tied me up to a tree on this island to leave me to die. Fortunately for me, a man (a little crazy, I must add) rescued me. His name was Bhargava Raj. He showed me around the island that I named "Sammy Douglas" because of my first captain, a sweet, loyal captain, no, friend. Although, I was starting to like my Indian friend...

24 Hours Later

I never thought I would get the job. I didn't think I would be cut out for it...but here it goes....

I had just been hired to be on the crew of The Pirateers, the most famous pirates through land and sea. I was so anxiously happy. Does that make sense? Wednesday 25th of October was the day we boarded onto the ship. It was so huge and so....intimidating. 

Twenty four hours later, there was an attack on the ship. An attack from The Slimers; pirates who use slime to defend themselves. Slime was everywhere! The slime dripped through the cannons, through the cabins...Through everywhere! It was eating us all up... Until I did something magical...

Nick Welch

If you cross him, you die. If you stare at him, you die. If you so much as say sorry for those things, you die. This pirate is the fearless, one and only, none other than... Nick Welch. You might think I am joking. Actually, you hope that I am joking. What with his three to four guns on his waist and terrible face, you would never want to see that horrible man. His makeup is perfect for his personality; harsh, dangerous and well, harsh. Did I already say that? Whatever. But do not cross his path, or else...

Death will come your way.

They Knew...

They knew it was their turn. Their turn to die and disappear out of the world forever. It had happened to other people before. Their ancestors, their friends. Now it was their turn. Did they want to go? They weren't asked to go, they just left. It was part of their cycle; they come to life through the magic wall and go through it when they are told to. Today was when Evelyn and Martin were going. They were the first couple that didn't want to go. They fought their departure long and hard until the security guards threatened them.

Really, Emily?

Excitedly, Emily ran to the Christmas tree. It was there. There was a big brown present which contained...I can't say it just yet. What would be your dream present if you were a photographer? Obviously, it would be a camera. She opened the present as fiercely as a tiger, until every piece of the wrapping paper was torn apart. Emily screamed as she carefully lifted the camera.
"It's beautiful!" she kept saying, but her parents were worried she might break it. Afterwards, it was hard to get her off that camera. The only things she ever said were:
"Smile!" "Cheese!"

Ella Bobkins

Last week was when Ella came. She was the most beautiful creature I had ever seen. Her eyes as blue as the ocean, hair as blonde as corn.

So, as I said, last week was her first day and a few days later, she created what we named "The Beauty Storm". Ella created a storm which is still going on. I, the narrator, am hidden in a vault with hundreds of other people because of The Beauty Storm. But how can something so tiny, well a person, create such a big mess?

I have the great, magical answer: Ella Bobkins.

My Atrocious Curse

I am not a person who usually wins. This is my story:

When I was six years old, I broke a mirror.

The end.

Boring right?

Well, from that moment, I had bad luck. You know what happens when you break a mirror, right? You get seven years bad luck. I am now twelve, almost thirteen and this curse is about to stop! For seven years, I have been losing at every game. Twisters, Monopoly, Scrabble, etc. It has been a real pain! I don't remember the feeling when I win. 

So that is why I am always last.

Sapphire and I

Mysteriously, I don't live on land. I live in the dirty, brown mud and underground. I, the giant living under the beautiful tree in St Mary's Park, was about to grab the most beautiful tree and eat it. Grabbing it was extremely hard. However, I achieved to grab it and eat it without anyone noticing. Only Sapphire, a greedy little girl, who wanted to eat that tree as well. We can't all share! I didn't want to share and neither did she. So we played rock, paper, scissor and I won! That's how problems get solved in the real world.

Micheal Morpugo

I remember reading, a long time ago, a book about a yellow shirted little girl whose town citizens were all killed or deported. It happened in WW2. That remarkable little girl hid in a public bathroom while she heard the rest of her town being deported and shot. Her family was dead. Her friends were dead. Not one soul was still alive or in the town. Only the Nazis. She cried, and cried, and cried. However, a soldier discovered her but, surprisingly, he was very nice. He told her to run away as fast as she could and hide wherever she could. He gingerly took care of her and she was forever grateful for that.

Thats silly...Of course you laugh!

Making me laugh isn't hard! All you need to do is fall humorously, laugh stupidly or giggle uncontrollably! Now what would make you laugh? A peek of my laugh? Foolishly, I laugh like a retarded seal and a happy pig. Talking about my laugh isn't fun. What's your laugh like? Is it embarrassing? Is it loud? Is it quiet? Is it idiotic? Do people make fun of it? Do you hate your laugh? Do you change your laugh in front of different people? Do you have several laughs? Do you even laugh? That's a funny question. Of course you laugh!

My Death In Words

It was here. The letter. The dreadful, dangerous letter. Mum cried, Dad said it was the right thing, and I just stood there like an idiot. I didn't know what to say. I mean, a letter saying that I, Joshua Jenkins, needed to go to war, was enough to make me speechless. A few days after the letter, I left. The train ride was painful and tiring and the noise was SO loud! It wasn't as loud as the gunshots on the battlefield. It also wasn't as loud as the wailing of the soldiers in hospital. It also wasn't as loud as my scream when that horrible machine killed me.

The Sudden Overtake...

I never knew what to say when people asked me about the boats. They were just there. They had been there for over forty years and no one knew why. Or how. All we knew was that there were multiple boats, all old, in the middle of the forest. But then, no one had tried to find out about them. Well, a couple of years ago, a few people had tried but no one had achieved until I started investigating.
I researched for hours, days even! Until I found it. The truth. The boats had been brought there because...NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT. NO ONE.

I AM READY...

"Goodbye!" Mother shouted at the top of her lungs while trying to muffle her tearful voice.

I was ready. I had always been ready. I was going into the World ; to adventure. To the place of my dreams: England. Where all dreams came true...Well, that's what people said. After long hours of waiting, I arrived in London. The first thing I saw was a carriage carrying carrots inside! That was a surprise! Where I lived, carrots had never been that lucky to be placed in a carriage! I walked and walked until I arrived at my destination: Mauve Wonderland. It was an Inn but, not a filthy kind of Inn, an Inn with a Steel Museum, with a theatre, restaurants and of course, rooms. I arrived in my room which was as beautiful as ever. As I unpacked my few belongings, an object under the bed was intriguing...so shiny...so attractive...got to touch it...And I was gone....

tHe DaIlY nEwS sAvE ThE DaY!

In the North Pole:

"Its freezing cold again! We are never going past winter!"

In Hawaii:

"Don't go surfing! The waves are misbehaving again..."

In South Thailand:

"Don't go to Seven Eleven, there are floods and you might get hurt!"

In the World daily news:

"It has been informed to us that the weather has been misbehaving! All over the world countries have been flooded or too cold. We must put a stop to that!"

"Yes, but how?"

"We will contact the Weather God! He will put a stop to this."

All around the world, as the weather changed, they cheered and drank to the Weather God!