Lady Upperclass had always been a bit indecorous in all the things she had done under the tearful house of Sutton Mount for example, this morning she was at her dressing table dying her red hair Mauve when she noticed a carrot sitting by her dressing table. Her hands were covered in powder and she was hungry. She bent over to bite the carrot she opened her mouth wide and slammed her teeth down on the carrot, all her teeth were suddenly broken. It was the steel carrot that had all of her make up inside. What a monkeys armpit.
1 comment:
Did you mean her hair?
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