The Chicken Wagon

Now, as you may know, wagons are very helpful whether it be a slang term for a van or a thing with wheels on that you pull around with you. I bet you can't tell me that there is some random kid out there pulling his pet chicken named "Bacon" on a wagon through the city asking people for cooked chicken to feed Bacon. I have no reason to judge and if you have seen this kid, please call the police because this kid has a gun and he won't care if you are a baby he's ready to shoot.