Stormy Night

One stormy night a captain and his crew trying to sail to England from Australia. They were going at 35 knots at top speed going with the wind and surfing 8 foot waves. At the corner of the captains eye he saw a  WIDE ORANGE thing bobbing on the surface of the water, he got his telescope out and looked carefully at the object... " Its a massive submarine" he shouted. The captain walked across the ship and he saw a  CROCODILE  tattoo on one of his crew's leg. The cabin boy shouted "land ahead" to the helmsmen. The captain walked up to the helmsmen and said "we have to stay WITHIN  10 meters from the dock".  They lower the sail down and drop the anchor and in a split second when the anchor hit the bottom the mast COLLAPSED caused by the rough sea.