The sea sick Pirate Captain

His name was Blood Neck. He was in a bar at a dock that night just drinking away suddenly a loud bang on the door and a bunch of ship crews coming in and staring at all of them. The he said we need a captain a strong captain. Blood Neck was thinking for a bit and he put his hand up and said "Ill be your captain" So Blood Neck bought everyone a beer. After they went back to the ship with the new captain and all went to sleep. And that morning they set sail and went to another island and all the crew were wondering where the captain was so the boatswain and the cabin boy went looking for him and found him leaning over board vomiting and he said "take me back home".